battle and cuteness before the befuddleness

Coco “I weigh less that a pint of Ben & Jerrys” puppie vs.

Malkovich “I’m really a miniature lioness” kitty-kat.

The bell rings…

Coco jumps right in, straight for Malkovich’s ear, a true test of early desperation and a common puppie tactic. Malkovich barely notices.

For minutes he just lets the featherweight puppie gnaw away and just when you begin to think, kity-kats have no nerve endings in their ears…BAM! A left paw to the face!

Coco goes flying, only to jump back up seconds later.

Unlucky for him Malkovich lifts his head and Coco goes flying by.

Malkovich barely seems to notice he’s in the battle of his life as Coco continues to attack his left ear. Finally, Malkovich snaps. The krazed kitty kat from the east side has had enough and begins throwing paws like a loon and Cocos lovin’ it!

Then right as Malkovich is about to give a fatal blow, Coco simply lies down.

The battle is over, Malkovich reigns supreme, but some might wonder, was Coco really beaten? Or was he just toying with poor Malkovich the whole time? The world may never know.